Dhabawala Jokes

HERE is a variation of the one-legged tandoori chicken anecdote. A dhabawala who had been questioned for serving such a bird took his customer outside and showed him a hen which happened at the time to be standing on one leg. The customer cried "shoo, shoo". The hen promptly scampered away on its two legs. Unabshed the dhabawala replied, "Sir, if only you had shouted' shoo shoo' before eating my chicken, the second leg would have appeared."