Cupboards Jokes

I found a mouse in my apartment the other day. What is it that makes mice able to eat all of your shit regardless of where you store it? I had a bucket of weight gaining supplements that I'm taking (because that shit doesn't come in single servings, it only comes in the 50 lb. industrial sized paint bucket) sitting on the top shelf in the cupboards. The mouse somehow climbed up into the cupboards and broke into the bucket and ate half the powder.


So now I have Mighty Mouse on steroids walking through my apartment, harrassing the neighborhood cats, bench pressing my furniture, bitching that my movie selection sucks, drinking my beer, kicking my ass in NCAA 07 for Xbox.

I understand it though, it's the Roid Rage. He doesn't really mean it. Deep down I know that he really loves me.