Culpa Jokes

I was pleasantly surprised by Tiger's taking full and absolute responsibility for his indiscretions, stating unequivocally that they were wrong and against his values.
After Obama created a bi-partisan deficit reduction panel a few days earlier, I fully expected Tiger to take a page from his playbook and say, "I just found out that my wife has been cheated on. I will thoroughly investigate this, leaving no stone unturned, until I can guarantee my fans that she will never be cheated on again."