Clonan Jokes

NEW YORK - Shampoo, cell phones and Starbucks lattes have suddenly become security threats.
"In mid-flight you could go into the toilet, attach the mobile phone to the explosives and, as the plane makes a final approach over a densely populated urban area, you detonate it," said Irish security analyst Tom Clonan.
To which Osama Bin Laden responded, "Could you go over that again Tom Clonan?...and slower this time?", as he feverishly jotted something in his journal.