Breton Jokes

Two fellows were sitting in a bar in a rather intoxicated state, but still able to discuss any situation. Conversation came around to where they had spent their holidays, and one chap said he’d spent his in Cape Breton. That’s great the other fellow said, the only two things to come out of Cape Breton are whores and Hockey Players. George angrily states his wife is from Cape Breton. His drinking buddy says “Is that so… and what team did she play for? ”