Blubber Jokes

The little old lady rushed into the taxidermist and unwrapped a package containing two recently deceased monkeys. Her instructions to the proprietor were delivered in a welter of tears.
"Favorite pets. .. (blubber, sob)... caught cold. .. (moan)... don't see how I'll live without them. . . (weep, sob). . . want to have them stuffed. . . (blubber, blubber)!"
"Of course, Madam," said the proprietor in an understanding voice, "and would you care to have them mounted?"
"Oh, no," she sobbed, "just shaking hands. They were just close friends."