Auctions Jokes

You Know You're Addicted to Ebay When...
1.) Every time you go to the grocery store, you offer the cashier one cent more for each item in the cart of the person in front of you.
2.) To cut costs, FedEx and UPS are considering relocating their operations centers to your house.
3.) Sitting on the floor of your empty apartment, you stare at your fingers and wonder whether they'll sell better, individually or as a matched set.
4.) Your spouse is loving and caring, but you decided to file for divorce because you need the storage space.
5.) You're the reason they adopted the "No selling your children's vital organs" policy.
6.) You find yourself searching eBay auctions for milk, eggs and bread.
7.) When your wife agrees to have sex with you, you become suspicious, and ask how many other bidders there were.
8.) Just ask your kids if you're addicted, eRay and eFaye.
9.) After a particularly passionate night, you lean over and whisper in your more...