"Heaven And Hell" joke

In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.

In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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What is a waterfall that goes upwards?...Viagrafalls

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