"Heaven And Hell" joke
In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
There's these three dogs sitting at a bar, a Chihuahua golden retriever, and a shepherd.
A girl dog walks in, and said "The person who can use liver and cheese in a sentence I will marry."
The golden retriever goes first. "I don't like liver more...
Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.