Venables Jokes

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    Florida State football coach Bill Peterson: "You guys line up alphabetically by height." He also said, "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
    Mike Tyson, about writer Wallace Matthews: "He called me a rapist and a recluse. I'm not a recluse."
    Weightlifting commentator Pat Glenn: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."
    Alan Minter: "There have been injuries and deaths in boxing, but none of them serious."
    Football coach Bill Peterson: "Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
    Basketball player Jason Kidd: "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
    Soccer coach Ron Greenwood: "I don't hold water with that theory."
    Baseball player Pedro Guerrero, on sportswriters: "Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean."
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