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WELL, THERE WERE THREE PEOPLE WITH THREE DIFFERENT PROFESSIONS. ONE WAS BANKER, SECOND DOCTOR AND THE THIRD WAS A LAWYER. THEY ARE VERY GOOD FRIENDS FOR A LONG TIME. THEY DECIDED TO GO FOR STRIP SHOW IN NEW YORK. SO, THEY ENETR THIS POSH STRIP BAR "FOXYLADY". THE LADIES WERE HIP. THE GUYS WERE HAVING A GOOD CHAT. ONE OF THE STRIPPERS COMES CLOSER JIGGLING HER BOOBS, UP & DOWN. THE BANKER GOES FORWARD, RECKONING HER TO COME TO HIM, HE PUTS HIS HEAD IN BETWEEN HER THIGHS AND KISS HER THIGHS AND TUCKS IN $50. SHE GOES OFF HAPPY. THEN ANOTHER LADY COMES WITH THE SAME ROUTINE EXPECTING A BIGGER REWARD PUTS HER BOOBS ON TO THE FACE OF THE DOCTOR... JUGGLES IT BACK AND FORTH. HE WAS LICKING AND ENJOYING. HAPPY GAVE HER HUNDRED BUCKS. FINALLY, ANOTHER LADY COMES EXPECTING A BIGGER REWARD. HE TAKES OFF THE TOP AND THEN PRESS HER ASS ON TO THE LAWYER'S FACE.... HE HAD A LOT OF FUN... BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY CASH WITH HIM. YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID: THE LAWYER TOOK HIS AMEX... SLID IT more...

A Day at the Horse Races
Horses in the race are:
1. Passionate Lady
6. Clean Sheets
2. Bare Belly
7. Thighs
3. Silk Panties
8. Big Johnson
4. Conscience
9. Heavy Bosum
5. Jockey Shorts
10. Merry Cherry
At the Post
They're off! Conscience is left behind at the post. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosum is being pressured. Passionate lady is caught between Thighs and Big Johnson in a very tight spot.
At the Halfway Mark
It's Bare Belly on top. Thighs opens up and Big Johnson is pressed in. Heavy Bosum is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Johnson.
At The Stretch
Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. Big Johnson is making a final drive. Passionate Lady is coming.
At The Finish Its Big Johnson giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Johnson has to offer. more...

The attractive young lady was worried about her sailor boyfriend, away at sea, and complained to her doctor that she couldn't sleep at night. She requested some sleeping tablets, but the doctor suggested she try a psychological technique before resorting to drugs. "Since counting sheep and the other more usual methods have failed," he said, "try repeating this little ritual each night when you retire:' Toes go to sleep, feet go to sleep, ankles go to sleep, legs go to sleep, thighs go to sleep' and so on, all the way to the top of your head. Concentrate on each separate part of your body as you direct it to sleep, and before you know it, you'll be in dreamland."
The young lady was dubious, but that very night, after turning out the light and getting into bed, she tried the doctor's suggestion.
"Toes go to sleep," she began. "Feet go to sleep, ankles go to sleep, legs go to sleep, thighs go to sleep.. . . "
Suddenly the door to her more...

A couple decided to Alaska for a romantic weekend. When they got to the cabin it was cold so the wife asked her husband to go chop some wood for that fire place. He came in after 5 minutes and told his wife that his hands were cold, so she said her put your hands between my thighs to warm them. So he did and went back outside to finish chopping wood. He came in after another 5 minutes and said " honey my hands are cold again". So she tells him here put your hands between my thighs to warm them. So he did and then he went back out to chop some more wood. 5 minutes has passed and he went in again and said, "Honey my hands are cold again". She then said, "Damn how much longer until your ears get cold?"

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well put them between my thighs and that will warm them up."
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! My hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well. put them between my thighs and warm them up again." He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood to get them through the night. When he returns to the cabin, he states once again, "Honey, my hands are really, really freezing." She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up." After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! my hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that'll warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!" She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter
vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood.
When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!"
She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm
them up."
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and
says again, "Man! My hands are really freezing!"
She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them
up."
He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them
through the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands
are really, really freezing!"
She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever
get cold?"