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    HORSE RACE

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    HORSE RACE Line up:
    In lane 1. Passionate Lady
    In lane 2. Bare Belly
    In lane 3. Silk Panties
    In lane 4. Conscience
    In lane 5. Jockey Shorts
    In lane 6. Clean Sheets
    In lane 7. Thighs
    In lane 8. Big Dick
    In lane 9. Heavy Bosom
    In lane 10. Merry Cherry
    AND THEY'RE OFF!!!
    Conscience is left behind at the gate. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big Dick is knocking on the door.
    AT THE HALFWAY MARK:
    It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and Big Dick is moving in. Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick.
    AT THE STRETCH:
    Merry Cherry pops under the strain. Bare Belly is making a final push. Big Dick is in and Passionate Lady is coming.
    AT THE FINISH:
    It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and Passionate more...

    Horses in the race are:
    1. Passionate Lady
    2. Bare Belly
    3. Silk Panties
    4. Conscience
    5. Jockey Shorts
    6. Clean Sheets
    7. Thighs
    8. Big Dick
    9. Heavy Bosom
    10. Merry Cherry
    At the Post:
    And they're off! Conscience is left behind at the post. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs, and Big Dick is in a very dangerous spot.
    At the Halfway Mark:
    It's Bare Belly on top. Thighs open and Big Dick is pressed in. Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick.
    At the Stretch:
    Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. Big Dick is making a final drive. Bare Belly is in and Passionate Lady is coming.
    At the Finish:
    It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to more...

    The Horses are at the gate:

    1. Passionate Lady
    2. Bare Belly
    3. Silk Panties
    4. Conscience
    5. Jockey Shorts
    6. Clean Sheets
    7. Thighs
    8. Big Dick
    9. Heavy Bosom
    10. Merry Cherry


    And away they go:

    Conscience is left behind at the post. Jockey Shorts and Silk anties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate lady is caught between Thighs, Big Dick is in a very dangerous spot.

    In the back stretch:

    It's Bare Belly on top. Thighs open and Big Dick is pressed in. Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick.

    Around the final turn:

    Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. Big Dick is making a final drive. Bare Belly is in and Passionate Lady is coming.

    At The Finish:

    It's Big Dick giving everything he's got more...

    The horses in the race are:
    1. Passionate Lady
    2. Clean Sheets
    3. Bare Belly
    4. Thighs
    5. Silk Panties
    6. Big Johnson
    7. Conscience
    8. Heavy Bosom
    9. Jockey Shorts
    10. Merry Cherry
    At the post: Aaaaaand they're off !!! Conscience is left behind at
    the post. Jockey Shorts and Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is
    being pressured. Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big
    Johnson in a very tight spot.
    At the halfway mark: It's Bare Belly on top. Thighs opens up and
    Big Johnson is pressed in. Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against
    Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.
    Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Johnson.
    At the stretch: Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. Big Johnson is
    making the final drive. Passionate Lady is coming.
    At the finish: It's Big Johnson giving everything he's got !!!...and
    Passionate Lady takes everything Big Johnson more...

    The horses in the race...
    Passionate Lady
    Clean Sheets
    Bare Belly
    Thighs
    Silk Panties
    Big Johnson
    Conscience
    Heavy Bosom
    Jockey Shorts
    Merry Cherry
    At the Post...
    They're off! Conscience is left behind at the post.
    Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
    Heavy Bosom is being pressured.
    Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big Johnson in a very tight spot.
    At the Halfway Mark...
    It's Bare Belly on top.
    Thighs opens up and Big Johnson is pressed in.
    Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.
    Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.
    Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Johnson.
    At the Stretch...
    Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. Big Johnson is making a final drive.
    Passionate Lady is coming.
    At the Finish...
    It's Big Johnson giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Johnson has to offer.
    It more...

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