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    08: 15 Wake up to hugs and kisses

    08: 30 Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday

    08: 45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner.

    09: 15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani oil

    10: 00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer

    10: 30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry

    12: 00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe

    12: 45 Catch sight of husband's/boyfriend's ex and notice that she has gained 7 kg

    13: 00 Shopping with friends. Unlimited credit.

    15: 00 Nap

    16: 00 3 dozen red roses delivered by florist from a secret admirer

    16: 15 Light workout at club followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says that he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body

    17: 30 Choose outfit from expensive, designer wardrobe. Parade in more...

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