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Coming out of the closet is very difficult for a man. My gay Uncle Francis stayed in the closet for years'cause my German grandparents would've killed him. You can read all about it in his book, "The Diary of Aunt Frank."

Don't Mess with Condoleeza, Mr. President!

Mess with the Bull you get the Horns!


Tried To Warn Ya!

...2 medical marijuana clubs in Oakland, CA were broken into and robbed of their inventory. Police have no suspects. Operators of the clubs believe the robberies are connected and are launching a joint investigation.

Pastor of 14,000 member church explains behavior by claiming that, as a young boy, he was molested by himself.
Story is being made into a feature film entitled,'The Dudes of Haggard.'

Friday, December 22nd is Global Orgasm Day. On that day everyone is supposed to concentrate their thoughts on global peace while achieving climax.

Organizers note several records are likely to be established on this day such as the loudest ever synchronized "Oh, God!" and the single day record for STDs.

There would be a certain irony to the whole thing if it actually led to us pulling out of Iraq.
Many female participants are concerned that the event will only serve to generate false hopes for peace if orgasms are faked on such a mass scale.

The founders of Global Orgasm Day hope to build on their success with a follow-up event the next day called Global Laundry Day.

Global Orgasm Day - because, if you can't get laid in the name of peace...you can't get laid.

I'd like to reassure and calm any fellow Catholics who are in afuror over an aide to the Pope and a chorister's involvement in aVatican homosexual prostitution ring. First, lighten up, it's a"prostitution ring" not a "Protestant ring." And second, if anyone is convicted they'll be reassigned as a parishpriest.

"Kim" had been a prostitute who had 10 to 15 clients a day, seven days a week, for eight years. She said she worked it out to be about 100,000 men, and she says she's disgusted by that number.
However, if you do the math using the maximum values stated,that is 15 men a day times 7 days a week, it comes out to 105 men a week. 105 men a week x52 weeks a year=5,460 men a year. 5460 men a year x8 years=43,680 total.
In other words, Kim ain't half the whore she thinks she is!