Crystal Meth Jokes

My dog is very high-strung.It's a chocolate meth lab.

I visited my brother way out in the Ozarks. I was sitting on his porch at the end of the day looking out west and the sky was red and gold and purple and it was SO amazingly beautiful.

You don't see a sky like that in the big city.

The neighbor's meth lab exploded.

By now, we've all heard that Full House star Jodie Sweetin is a recovering meth addict and an intervention was staged by her former Full House costars, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, John Stamos and Bob Saget.
Apparently just Dave Coolier telling her to “cut it out” wasn’t enough.
All I know is, if Bob Saget, John Stamos and the Olsen Twins all got together to ask me to stop doing something, I would stop it. I don’t care what it is.

Rev. Ted Haggard was accused by a male hustler of paying for sex once a month for three years, and doing crystal meth, while simultaneously preaching against gay sex.
If I did all that, I'd be haggard, too.

Ted Haggard has emerged from rehab "completely heterosexual." Obviously, he's still doing meth.