"RELIGIOUS SEX SCANDAL: VATICAN REMOVES TWO FROM POSTS" joke

I'd like to reassure and calm any fellow Catholics who are in afuror over an aide to the Pope and a chorister's involvement in aVatican homosexual prostitution ring. First, lighten up, it's a"prostitution ring" not a "Protestant ring." And second, if anyone is convicted they'll be reassigned as a parishpriest.