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21 Reasons Why Star Wars Is Better Than Titanic"
1. The Titanic is big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive.
2. Yoda could use the Force to lift Titanic out of the water.
3. Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedi material; Rose is just marriage bait.
4. Ewoks throw better parties than either first class or steerage.
5. When flying towards the Titanic, Wedge can't say, "Look at the size of that thing!" and really mean it.
6. It would be much scarier to get chased around the boat by a raving madman with a lightsaber as opposed to a handgun.
7. Titanic is egalitarian by portraying poor people as sympathetic characters.
Star Wars is egalitarian by promoting bug-eyed amphibians to Admiral.
8. Said bug-eyed amphibious Admiral manages NOT to lose his ship.
9. We know Cal is the bad guy because he sneers at the poor and treats his fiancee like property. We know Darth Vader is the bad guy because he strangles people and more...
I'm amazed more people haven't spotted these film flubs:
* Part of the movie is in black and white, then inadvertently goes to color, and then back to black and white! An obvious continuity gaffe.
* Although the movie purports to be in Kansas, several scenes are obviously filmed on a Hollywood sound stage.
* The scene where the teacher rides past Dorothy's bedroom window in the midst of a tornado is physically impossible.
* When the characters sing you can hear music accompanying them but there are no radios or musicians in the area!
* For a land to exist "over the rainbow" it would have to be lighter than air, and as Dorothy was already shown to be composed of solid matter, how come she didn't fall back down to earth?
* Some of the so-called "munchkins" are obviously children wearing fake facial hair and grown up clothes.
* The "yellow brick road" is not really yellow as much as more...
Ever wondered what the characters of DBZ did before they were famous? Well here's you answer. GOKU: This young Saiyan got a job at DBZ very early, but, as mentioned in the Plot Holes section, he didnt start off as the star of Dragonball. He used to be the young, slightly plump star of Pampers Nappies commercials. He made a fair bit of money in doing this, but became to old to still be able to act the roll with the full panache needed. He applied for the job at the DB audition offices, and was granted it. They used computer wizardry to create the baby Goku scenes, by using takes from the nappy commercials, and drafting in different backgrounds. GOHAN: Notice how there was a huge gap in between Dragonball and Dragonball Z? Isnt it funny how in that short time, Goku had a son, and he grew up without anyone knowing. Now of course, Gohan was new to Dragonball Z, he wasnt in it since he was a baby that would be preposterous! He was drafted in when they had a good idea for a new character, more...