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    Once there was a fan maker in a Burmese village. Everyday, he sold out many fans to his villagers. The reason why his fans were so popular was because of the Chinese characters on his fans. One day, his close friend visited him and interviewed him. "Ko Toke, I heard that your fans are so popular here. Many people even called your fans as Chinese fans. Where did you buy and sell them back?". The fan maker said, "Well, I make them myself.". His friend amazed and asked "But you don't understand Chinese language. How could you write the Chinese character?". Then the old men replied, "O! it is not difficult. Sometimes, I go to the Chinese cemetery near our village and imitate some Chinese characters on the tombs.": )

    CHARACTERS: BOY1, BOY2, GIRL1, GIRL2, PARENTS
    BOY 1 loves GIRL 1.
    BOY 2 loves GIRL 2.

    PARENTS MAKE THE DECISION.

    BOY 1 MARRIES GIRL 2.
    BOY 2 MARRIES GIRL 1.
    BOY 1? GIRL 2? UNHAPPY
    BOY 2? GIRL 1? UNHAPPY
    BOY 1 still loves GIRL 1
    BOY 2 still loves GIRL 2

    PARENTS COME TO KNOW AGAIN. DECISION MADE.
    BOY 1 MARRIES GIRL 1.
    BOY 2 MARRIES GIRL 2.
    HAPPY ENDING!!!
    NAME OF THE STORY: KABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA.
    BOY 1: SHAHRUKH KHAN
    BOY 2: ABHISHEK BACCHAN
    GIRL 1: PRIETY ZINTA
    GIRL 2: RANI MUKHERJEE
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    Herewith is a compendium of movie clich├ęs, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions and outdated archetypes. The author says that as you go to enough different movies, you start to notice things. Like how every time there's a chase scene in an exotic locale, a fruit cart gets overturned. Or how whenever the hero knocks out a Nazi sentry and puts on his uniform, the uniform is a perfect fit. Or how there are plots that would be over in five minutes, if all characters weren't idiots. Actress Inferior Position - In movie sex scenes, which are usually directed by men, the POV (Point of View) at the moment of climax is almost always the man's, so that we see the actress, not the actor, losing control. AC-WAT-NOBI Movie - A Cop With A Theory No One Believes In. Against All Odds Rule - In an apparently fatal situation from which there is no possible hope of survival, it is certain the characters will survive. In a situation where there is any apparent chance more...

    These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time. "Thats a fine watch you got there!" says the other. "Yeah it is, isnt it? I got it from my grandfather," says the guy with the watch. "Really?" "Yeah, he sold it to me on his death bed."

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