"what not to say when going to the states" joke

A gardener from Trinidad was on his way to the states to make a living. He packed up all the things he needed and went to the airport. When he went through customs, they found a machete in the bag. One of the customs officer asked the man.
"Why do you need a machete?"
he said, " to chop bush..."
he is still in jail awaiting trial.

Not enough votes...

Be first to comment!
remember me
follow replies
Funny Joke? 0 vote(s). 0% are positive. 0 comment(s).