"US Seamen Train to Fend Off Pirates at Sea" joke
US seamen are now being trained to fend off pirates at sea. First, they were told to stop dressing like whores.
Keith Richards has been cast to portray Captain Jack Sparrow's (Johnny Depp) father in the third "Pirates of the Carribean" movie, in a move welcomed by everyone except the screenwriter who replied, "How the HELL do I write dialogue for someone who mumbles more...
Pirates chairman Bob Nutting recently told reporters that an MLB salary cap would make Pittsburgh more competitive. Provided that salary cap is half a million dollars.
why are pirates called pirates caled pirates/ BECAUSE THEY JUST ARHHHH
Anybody who watches baseball knows that the Pittsburgh Pirates trade away all of their good players every year. Ok, having said that, here's the joke.
Did you hear the news? The Pirates traded away their mascot for a couple of minor league mascots!
Q: Why are pirates pirates?!
A: Because they arrrrre...