"Two tramps" joke

two tramps walking down the road.1st tramp smells shit so asks the second tramp if he has shit himself.
"no i have not"second tramp says so the 1st tramp carries on walking and just ignores it.
A few minutse a faint smell of shit reaches his nostrills.
"listen have you shit yourself"
"no i havnt" the 2nd tramp replies. The 1st tramp rips his mates keks down and finds a log in his crusty boxers
"see you have shit yourself"
"oh sorry"he replies"i didnt no you meant today"

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