"Two Of A Kind" joke

One day, Tang Liang Hong booked a flight on a plane to the Caribbean, when he realised that Pauline Hanson would also be on the same plane. As luck would have it, they were assigned adjacent seats. A short while after takeoff, the conversation started. PH: ' Mr. Tang, why are you going to the Caribbean?'
TLH: ' I need a break from my political career after I was trounced by Lee Kuan Yew. And why are you going to the Caribbean as well, Madam Hanson?'
PH: ' Well, I'm going to the Caribbean because there are no pigs or chinese there.'
TLH: ' Well, it's a good thing that we are going there, now the locals can have a taste of both.'

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