"Top-10 things overheard at the white house christmas party" joke

"It's so nice to have a president who can play Santa without padding" "I'm sorry, Miss. There's no' Paula Jones' on the guest list" "You make an adorable elf, Mr. Stephanopolous" "Hey, who invited Nipsey Russell?" "So what are you doing to pass the time these days, Ms. Elders?" "Stand back - Gore's gonna do a cannonball into the eggnog" "I've never seen a wreath made of French fries before" "Check it out! A bullet just shattered my punch glass!" "See if Jimmy Carter can go' negotiate' us another keg of brew!" "This party sucks - let's go to Newt's"

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