"Top-Of-The-Line Chainsaw" joke
A blonde fellow goes to a shop to buy a chainsaw so he can cut down some of the trees in his backyard.
"We have many different models," the salesman says, "Why not save yourself a lot of time and aggravation and buy the top-of-the-line model. This particular one will cut a hundred cords of wood for you in one day."
The man takes the chainsaw home and begins working on the trees. After several hours and cutting only two cords, he decides to call it quits for the day, feeling sure there must be something wrong with the chainsaw.
"How can I cut for several hours and only cut two cords?" he thinks to himself. "I'll begin again first thing in the morning and cut all day."
The next morning he gets up at 5am and cuts and cuts all the way to nightfall, yet only manages to cut five cords. Now more convinced that there must be something wrong with the chainsaw, he decides to return it to the store.
The next day he takes the saw back to the store and explains the problem to the salesman. Baffled by the man's claim, the salesman removes the saw from the box, checks it over and says, "It appears to be fine."
The salesman then starts the chainsaw, which makes the man jump and ask, "What's that noise?"
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