"Top-10 absolutely, positively ridiculous host names" joke

And, yes, they all really exist...
dam.mit.edu
monarch.butterfly.net
gratuitouslylonghostname.apana.org.au
drag.net
my-hostname-is-longer-than-yours.mit.edu
tragically.hip.berkeley.edu
dislocated.hip.berkeley.edu
ohsaycan.ucc.american.edu
huh_huh.fire.com
vo.mit.edu