"The devout cowboy lost his Bible" joke
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
Three weeks later, a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn`t believe his eyes.
He took the precious book out of the cow`s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It`s a miracle!?"
"Not really", said the cow. "Your name is written inside the cover".
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