"The Interview" joke

Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

Interviewer: ” So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? ”

General reinwald: We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. ”

Interviewer: “Shooting! that’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it? ”

General reinwald: “I don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the rifle range. ”

Interviewer: “Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? ”

General reinwald: “I don’t see how, …. we will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. ”

Interviewer: “But you’re equipping them to become violent killers. ”

General reinwald: “Well, you’re equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you? ”

The radio went silent and the interview ended.