"Stood-Up" joke

One beautiful, sunny, Sunday afternoon, a man was standing on the first tee at his country club. He had just pulled out his driver when a woman in a wedding dress came running up to him, yelling.
"You lousy creep!" she screamed in his face. "You lousy, no-good, rotten, stinking creep!"
"What's your problem, honey?" he calmly said. "I distinctly said... 'only if it rained'."

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