"Short Guide To Religions" joke

Taoism: Shit happens. Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit. Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of AllahProtestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?! Hinduism: This shit happened before. Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad. Har Krisna: Shit happens, Rama Rama! T. V. Evangelism: Send more shit!! Atheism: No shit. Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock, shit happens. Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happenin'. Christian Science: Shit Happens in your mind. Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't. Existentialism: What is shit anyway? Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me. Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!

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