"Seductive Approach" joke
An attractive woman enters a quiet rural bar and gestures alluringly to the barman, who comes over immediately. When he reaches her, she seductively signals for him to bring his face close to hers. He does, and she begins to gently caress his full and bushy beard.
"Would you happen to be the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no" he replies.
"Could you get him for me? I really need to speak to him," she says, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid that I can't," breathes the barman, now clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do for you?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently."
"Tell him that there's no toilet paper in the ladies room."
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