"Sadist date" joke
The guy I dated tonight turned out to be a sadist," reported the girl.
"You mean literally - whips and that sort of thing?" asked her roommate.
"Worst than that! The creep screwed me with a four-inch penis and then French-kissed me goodby with an eight-inch tongue!"
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cody:you have it reversed the sadist would say no the masochist would say hit me
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Julian:GOSH! Its the other way round Read some literature before making jokes
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Julian:GOSH! Its the other way round
Read some literature before making jokes
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Let's worry about it:Lol I just had a conversation with myself :p I'm don't worry about it and worry about it. I need to get some sleep. If anyone ever sees this post please add more comments of you talking to yourself like I did or continue the conversation! I'm just a masochist/sadist joke lover!
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Don't worry about it:Reply to "Worry about it: Don't worry about it. That's what bros are for.
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Worry about it:Reply to "Don't worry about it": Thanks! I didn't even notice I had the parts switched
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Don't worry about it:You have the parts mixed up.
Funny Joke? 4 vote(s). 75% are positive. 7 comment(s).