"Proud to be a Minnesotan" joke

Overnight, Gov. Elect Jesse Ventura announced various appointments to his new administration.
Press Secretary - "Mean" Gene Okerlund
Agriculture Commissioner - Kenny "The Sodbuster" Jay
Chairman of 7 County Mosquito Control District - Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka
Education Commissioner - Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
National Guard Adjutant General - Sargeant Slaughter
Transportation Commissioners - The Road Warriors
Commissioner of the Arts - "Rock and Roll" Buck Zumhofe
Chairman, Gov's Council on Physical Fitness - Jerry Blackwell
Animal Rights Commissioner - "Mad Dog" Vachon
State Title IX Coordinator - "Macho Man" Randy Savage
Tribal Affairs Commissioner - Wahoo McDaniel
Co-Chairs, State Recycling Program - Junkyard Dog and Ray "The Crusher" Stevens
Highway Maintenance Engineer - Dusty Rhodes
Trade Envoy to Japan - Mr. Fuji
State Treasurer - "The Million Dollar Man" Ted Diebiase
Chief of Staff and Mentor - Vern Gagne
State Gaming Commissioner - "Black Jack" Lanza
Timber Commission Chairman - Larry "The Axe" Henning
Winter Carnival Coordinator - "Stone Cold" Steve Austin