"Poor" joke

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Your Momma is so poor, she saw a burning cigerette and started singing, clap your hands, and stomp your feet, praise the lord we got heat!

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

A Cuban, a Japaneze guy, an American and a Mexican are in a boat.
The Cuban pulls out a box of cigars, takes one and throws the rest
in the water. He puffs twice and throws it in the water.
He says, "We have so many cigars in cuba, we can spare more...

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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Yo moma

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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