"Poor" joke

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Your Momma is so poor, she saw a burning cigerette and started singing, clap your hands, and stomp your feet, praise the lord we got heat!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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