Your Momma is so poor, she saw a burning cigerette and started singing, clap your hands, and stomp your feet, praise the lord we got heat!
your momma is so ugly she had to trick or treat by the telephone
your mamma is so fat she all ways won king of the hill because she is the hill
Your momma reminds me of a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, throwen down a gutter and comes back for more.
your mom is so stupid when she thought a quarter back was a refund
your mommas so fat last time she seen 90210 was on a scale.