"Poor" joke

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Your Momma is so poor, she saw a burning cigerette and started singing, clap your hands, and stomp your feet, praise the lord we got heat!

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Hairline

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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