"Pinocchio Kidnapped!" joke
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from Disneyland? Apparently all three were co-conspirators in the kidnapping of Pinocchio.For several days, they tied him up, and each took turns sitting on his face, telling him to lie, lie, lie!!!
The Missing Toupee! On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in his ear, "Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!"The driver didn't think much of more...
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Anonym:That was funny... but not Ha Ha funny.. (:
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