"Phonebook Dilemma" joke
Why are there no phone books in China? Because there are so many Wing's and Wong's, they are afraid you will Wing the Wong number.
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Why are there no phone books in China?
Because there are so many Wing's and Wong's, they are afraid you will Wing the Wong number.