"One Seat Only" joke
An usher noticed a man that lay sprawled across three entire seats in the theater. He immediately approached the man and whispered, "Sir, I'm sorry but you're only permitted one seat."
The man groaned but made no attempt to move.
Becoming impatient, the usher said, "Listen, mister, if you don't move from there I'll have to call the manager."
Again the man only moaned, which infuriated the usher. He turned and stomped off quickly to find the manager. A few moments later they both returned and stood over the man.
Together, they both tried to move him numerous times but had no success. Finally, the manager summoned the police.
After surveying the situation, the cop said to the man, "Ok, pal, what's your name?"
"Sam," the man groaned.
"Where are you from, Sam?" the cop asked.
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