"Offensive golf joke" joke
It seems that a golfer came in from the course with contusions about the throat; he could hardly talk. His friends asked him what happened to him out there.
In a very scratchy voice and with much effort he said, "Well, when I teed off on the sixteenth hole I sliced the damn thing so bad that it went entirely over the rough and into the cow pasture. So, I climbed the fence to look for my ball, but I couldn't find it in the high grass.
Just then I noticed something white sticking in a cow's ass. I lifted up her tail and looked, but it was a Dunlop and I was playing a Spaulding. Suddenly, this lady was climbing the fence - she was looking for her ball too.
So I lifted up the cow's tail and pointed and said, 'Lady, does this look like your's?' And she hit me in the throat with a five iron."
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