"O really random 4 jokes" joke

1: my goldfish drowned yesterday
2: my bird died cos Ichucked it off a cliff
3: my kangaroo committed suicide cos I put him in the desert
4: a boy is asked what he wants 4 his b day
he says 3 green ping pong balls evry year 4 60 years
hospital:
Dad; y u want ping pong balls?
Kid: cos uhh Dead

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