"New Hampshire Dumb Laws" joke

You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt. You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.It is considered an offense to check into a hotel under an assumed name.It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather
its feces. You may not run machinery on Sundays.On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up. White Mountain Nat. Forest: If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for' 'maintaining the national forest without a permit''.

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