"Mistaken identity" joke

Brochstein walks up to Horowitz in the street, taps him on the shoulder and when Horowitz turns, he sends him sprawling to the ground with a solid zetz to the nose. He then says, "take that, Rosenzweig, you lousy mamzer!!" The bleeding Horowitz shouts back, "I'm Horowitz, you schook! I am NOT Rosenzweig."
Realizing his error, Brochstein apologizes profusely and begs forgiveness for the error of mistaken identity. However, Horowitz remains furious and he screams forth a steady blue stream of epithets.
Finally, Brochstein says, "please Horowitz, calm down. Why are you so upset? Why do you care so much about how I treat Rosenzweig?"

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