"Made in Korea" joke

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North Korea has tested 6 missiles, with one of them having the potential to reach the USA, mainly California. California? Great! Who cares? Don't bother me. I live in New York. Let me know when they have one that can reach Chicago, cause then it's too close for comfort.

Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only more...

North Korea declared Tuesday that it will be conducting its first-ever nuclear test in response to what it called "increasing U.S. hostility".


President Bush responded by giving Kim Jong Il a wedgie and then taking his lunch money.

A severely brain-damaged woman in an unresponsive, vegetative state showed clear signs on brain imaging tests that she was aware of herself and her surroundings, researchers reported today.
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Barack Obama said the test was of "grave concern." Britain's Prime Minister Gordon Brown said the move was "misguided." And France's President Nicolas Sarkozy announced his country's "unconditional surrender."

In the wake of North Korea's missile tests, President Bush admitted that the U.S.'s missile defense system's abilities are "modest." For the time being, Bush is stationing Dick Cheney and his shotgun on a cruiser in the Sea of Japan.

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Icelanticore:I couldn't live there, I would miss the trash on the streets and the junkies and homeless sleeping under over passes and in parks. I would miss all the graffiti covering any wall a kid can reach. I would miss people honking at each other in traffic and the wail of emergency and police vehicles. How could I breath without air pollution? I wonder if people are selfish and rude there? How would I live a day without someone cutting me off then giving me the finger? Yea.. It must be a horrible place!
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