"MURDER CASE" joke

ONE DAY A BLONDE WENT TO THE POST OFFICE FOR A JOB INTERVIEW. THE INTERVIEWER ASKED THE BLONDE WHAT 1 AND 1 WAS. SHE REPLIED "
ELEVEN"
. THE MAN SAID THAT IS NOT WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR BUT I GUESS YOU ARE RIGHT. THEN HE ASKED HER WHAT THE CAPITAL OF TEXAS WAS. SHE REPLIED "
T"
HE SAID, THAT ISN'T WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR BUT I GUESS YOU ARE RIGHT. THEN HE ASKED HER "
WHO KILLED ABE LINCOLN"
. SHE SAID.. I AM NOT SURE. HE TOLD HER TO GO HOME AND WORK ON IT. SHE WENT TO TELL HER FRIENDS HOW HER INTERVIEW WENT. THEY ASKED HER "
HOW DID THE INTERVIEW GO"
. SHE RESPONDED "
GREAT, SO GOOD IN FACT THAT I AM ALREADY WORKING ON A MURDER CASE"

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