"Iraq War Vet Mugged in Bethesda" joke

A double amputee Iraq war vet was mugged outside a restaurant. According to a police officer, the thieves stole the Marine's arm and leg.
"Oops," he said, correcting himself, "that was Rumsfeld. The thieves took $500."

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