"Indian in the whore house" joke
A indian went to a whorehouse.
He went to the whoremaster and said "me want f**k."
The whoremaster asked if the indian had ever done it before. The indian said no. The whoremaster told him to pratice on a knothole for a week then to coem back.
The indian pratice for a week, then he came back and said me want f**k. The whoremaster gave him a key.
After a few minutes the whoremaster heard the whore screaming and he went to see what was happening and he saw the indian shoving a broom in and saying "me check for bees".
Two old guys want to have sex, so they go to the local whore house.
The head whore doesn't want to give them her two best girls so they give them blow-up dolls.
The old men go at it and when they are done they talk.
The first one says, "I think mine was dead more...