"Golf Pro Prayer, The" joke

The Pro is my Shepherd, I shall not Slice. He maketh me to Drive Straight Down Green Fairways; He leadeth me Safely across Still Water-Hazards; He restoreth my Approach Shots. He Leadeth me in the Paths of Accuracy for my Game's Sake. Yea, though I chip through the Roughs in the shadows of Sand Traps, I will fear no Bogies. For his Advice is with me; His Putter and Irons, they comfort me. He prepareth my Strategy for me in the presence of mine Opponents; He anointeth my head with Confidence: The Cup will not be runneth over! Surely Birdies and Eagles shall follow me all the Rounds of my Life, And I will score in the Low Eighties. Amen.

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