"Ghandi" joke
Ghandi was known for walking around barefoot, so he had an impressive collection of callouses on his feet. And, he hardly ate at all, so he was very thin and delicate. Plus, he had bad breath. So, do you know what that makes him? A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!
One day Mahathir, Netanyahu and Ghandi were in Geneva discussing the role of muslims in today's society. On the way back to their hotel, their car broke down in the wilderness and the closest sign of life was a small hut in the distance. They went in and asked the farmer whether more...
One day, God sent three politicians, Clinton, Ghandi and Mahatir to Heaven by mistake. So he told them,' I've sent the three of you here too early. You aren't suppose to die yet. Therefore, I'm going to send you back down and before that, you can ask me a question that you want more...