"Dumb Blonde Test" joke

Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE or a smart blonde... yeah right... 1. Who do want to be most like in life: A. Vanna WhiteB. Michelle FieferC. Britney SpearsE. None of the Above2. In a game of Hide-And-Go Seek, do you: A. Run when you see the seekerB. Stay hiding until the seeker finds youC. Run when the seeker sees youE. Follow the seeker quietly3. What happens when you get Alzheimers DiseaseA. You loose alot of weightB. Gain weightC. Get really smartD. Loose your memory4. How do you kill a bird: A. Hit itB. Throw it off a buildingC. Cook itD. All of the above5. What's an important question about pregnancyA. Is it mineB. How far along am IC. Is it a boy or girlD. What hospital should I go to for deliveryDon't read them this part: Results: 1. A=5pts. B=3pts. C=2pts. D=1pt. 2. A=4B=5C=2D=33. A=4B=3C=5D=14. A=3B=5C=4D=15. A=5B=1C=3D=2TOTAL: 20 =Official Dumb Blonde; 15-19=Pretty Dumb; 10-14=Not Bad; 9-Smart for a Blonde

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