"Discretionary Funds" joke

Sal and Arnie were riding the New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change.

Arnie adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Sal, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a five, and gladly hands it to the beggar with a smile.

The beggar thanks him profusely and continues on to the other passengers. Arnie is outraged by his friend's act of generosity.

"What on EARTH did you do that for?" shouts Arnie. "You know he's only going to use it on booze!!!"

Sal replies, "And we weren't?"

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