"Chicken with porche" joke
The farmer's stallion was galloping around the farm when he fell into a ditch the farmer had recently dug. He screamed for help and eventually got the attention of a local chicken. Realizing that the horse would die if he didn't lend a hand, he said, "Stay put, I'll go get my Porsche"
"You have a Porche?" Asked the Stallion
"Everyone has one nowadays." And the chicken was off. He returned twenty minutes later and tied a robe around the rear bumper and hauled the horse out of the pit.
The next week, the same chicken fell in the same ditch and cried for help. Along came the stallion. The stallion started masterbating until his member got hard and he stradled the ditch, allowing his cock to dangle down. The chicken grabbed ahold of it and climbed out of the ditch.
The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a porche to pick up chicks
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