"Cello jokes" joke
Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?
A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.
Q: Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
A: So you don`t have to retrain the cellists.
Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?
A: Write `pp, espressivo`.
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