"Business Signs of the Times" joke

Sign in restaurant: IF YOU ARE OVER 80 AND ACCOMPANIED BY YOUR PARENTS, WE WILL CASH YOUR CHECK.

Misprint sign at drugstore: YOU CAN BE SURE OF HAVING YOUR PRESCRIPTIONS FILLED WITH SCARE AND KILL.

Sign on the Los Angeles boundary line: YOU HAVE JUST LEFT THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES. RESUME NATURAL BREATHING.

A sign on a dryer in a coin laundry reads: THIS DRYER IS WORTHLESS. A sign on the next dryer reads; THIS DRYER IS NEXT TO WORTHLESS.

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